Filth Speak

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Please remember to always check your blind spot before changing lanes or turning, and follow all traffic laws and regulations for safe driving. Lea...

Whether you're attending a boring work meeting or a friend's wedding, make sure to wear this t-shirt proudly and let everyone know that you're only...

"I don't think I need another beer." - Said no one who loves beer ever. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

Damn. Where do you find such self-restraint? Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

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Let people marvel at your shameless frugality. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

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It makes absolutely no sense to limit yourself to the same old dishes day after day, but you probably eat a steak well done with ketchup. It's pro...

Who wants to worry about nutrition or health when you can just indulge in the pure pleasure of a delicious meal? Learn less and shop more at headne...

How much can you afford for a monthly payment for this car? The finance managers can be heard caroling "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB right after you s...

It makes absolutely no sense to want to pay more money for fuel, but with this shirt, that's exactly what you'll be doing. You'll turn heads and co...

Dad always said "Just wait until we get on the interstate and roll the windows down. Then the 65x4 A/C will kick on." Learn less and shop more at ...

I'm not really sure if you like me or not. Glad I don't not not care. Or maybe I just don't not care. I'm not really sure how to tell you how I ...

We don't think anyone actually likes having fun. It's just a social construct that we've all been brainwashed into accepting. Learn less and shop m...

A powerful totem that channels all the negative energy of the universe into a single, devastating message. Wear it on your sleeve to keep it out o...

You display such a strong sense of independence and resistance to authority. Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

A subject of scientific and philosophical speculation rather than a proven scientific fact. That is until we hone in on the right Al Gore rhythms. ...

Reduce your sunlight consumption to save energy! Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com

Just say no to Satanic rituals and triangles... Learn less and shop more at headnecks.com